WARNING: conversation with an intoxicated woman

i love my girl-friends... mixed nuts talaga kami.. someday ill write about them more so you'll wonder how the heck we all got along...

PAT: this is so you will remember how drunk you are right now. :) love you!!!!

patUSA: u blackmailed paolo
gel_28: i did?! how?!
patUSA: blog for tenmplate
patUSA: what does mcea mean
gel_28: hindi ah.. he just made it. i guess naawa na sa sorry-ass blog ko... i was busy with mce yesterday so binigay ko na password ko..
patUSA: ahhh
gel_28: marketing communications excellence awards (i think)
patUSA: binigay mo password mo
patUSA: lagot ka
patUSA: this will sound so juicy to lovine next week
gel_28: haha. wala naman ako tinatago dun e...
gel_28: what will sound juicy?!
gel_28: MCEA?! weird ng taste nya ha..
patUSA: ha???
patUSA: shit im so drunk as hee
patUSA: hell
gel_28: so your status says...
patUSA: tanina
patUSA: isang litreo ng chardoneeay
patUSA: oh fuck
patUSA: well then
patUSA: tell paulo im willing to share my blog
patUSA: if he will make me atemplate
patUSA: otherwise., i would have to resort to depsartare maeasures
gel_28: dude.. you're missing letters in your sentences...
patUSA: am i?
patUSA: fuck
gel_28: you are...
patUSA: but im serious with the threat
patUSA: ,ovine will know about this by tongiht
gel_28: know about what nga...
patUSA: you anf paui
gel_28: there is no me and pau darling.. lasing ka lang.
patUSA: lol
patUSA: ok fine well u better ask pau what he did with ur blogger if u dont wanna die
patUSA: shet im so dunk i cant believe im threatening you
gel_28: he'll teach me... but when ubos na the stuff we ahve to do...
patUSA: fuck that lol
patUSA: ok im ginna lie fown now
gel_28: you should read this again when you're sober...
gel_28: tatawa ka.
patUSA: ok fine
gel_28: pati sa YM salitang lasheng ka...
patUSA: save it sa archive om
gel_28: its in your recent history!!!
patUSA: yahaha
patUSA: albaoo
gel_28: GET SOBER. SLEEP NA.
patUSA: its fuckin 7pm
patUSA: i cant go to sleep
patUSA: lemme call lovine
patUSA: lol
patUSA: ay kaya lang hes at work pa
gel_28: kaloka ka...
gel_28: our kind should stay away from technology and boys when drunk, emotional, hungry or really sleepy.
patUSA: haha
patUSA: shet gagaguhin ko si lovine
gel_28: ha?
patUSA: haha wala
patUSA: tatawagan ko lang
patUSA: go do your work
patUSA: matutulog muna ko
gel_28: GUDNYT!!!
patUSA: ill wake up at 10 and then go to some club or something